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Enneagram Humor (Part 6)

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SITE: Enneagram Type cartoons

 

 

“EATING” by Rev Liz Stout (ordained Interfaith Minister, active Episcopalian, Buddhism buff, general spiritual scavenger, Evanston, Ill)

1s always chew more than they have bitten off
2s offer a bite to someone else first
3s take a bite of the best-selling, most popular brand

4s take a bite slowly & dramatically, hoping that others are watching
5s hide the wrapper so no one else will know what bites they’re enjoying
6s check the expiration date or read the ingredients before taking a bite

7s do bite off more than they can chew, & then proceed to chew
8s may take possession of someone else’s bite, putting up a fight if necessary
9s can’t make up their minds what to take a bite of – they take a little of everything to show partiality

DE GUSTIBUS NON DISPUTANDUM (Latin for “No Accounting for Tastes”)

‘HUMAN Dinner Party” by Elizabeth Wagele

 

ennea dinner types

Q: Is the glass is half-full or half-empty? by Cory Caplinger
Enneagram TYPE answers:
#1 – It’s half empty, because I say it is and I’m always right!
#2 – Would you like to have this water? Let me fill it up for you!
#3 – Hmm, I bet I could make a profit selling half-empty glasses of water for full price!
#4 – It’s half-empty…. just like everything else in this miserable world – & I don’t even deserve that! (pouts with a tear in eye)

#5 – Well, after measuring it precisely with my Fleuromaton, I have concluded that the volume of dihydrogen-oxide in this silicon-based vessel is 50.8%, thus qualifying it as roughly Half-Full.
#6 – I’m not drinking it, there’s poison in it!
#7 – It’s half-full!!! (drinks) Ah, FANTASTIC! Can I have another one?
#8 – It’s half-empty… so fill it up NOW before I have to break your neck!!!
#9 – It’s whatever you say it is.

Posted by CosmicDust (2007)
Mama‘s such a One, she can’t accept a birthday card from me without pointing out how bad the handwriting in my signature is.

Mama’s such a Two, she can’t swat a fly without demanding that the fly feel grateful that she didn’t do it the slow, painful way with bug spray.

Dad’s such a Three, she can’t even sleep without finishing a To-Do list in his dreams and boasting about how productive he is every night.

Mama’s such a Four, she can’t cook me dinner without lamenting that nobody understands or appreciates how hard it was to slave over that old stove, as the food became eternally scarred with charcoal, awaiting its ultimate fate to be torn apart in my stomach.

Mama’s such a Five, she can’t give me a hug without expounding and speculating on the origins, methods & meaning of hugs throughout the course of human history and prehistory, all the while mummyforgetting to enjoy the experience of hugging.

Dad‘s such a Six, I can’t throw him a surprise party without him questioning what my hidden agenda for not telling him. Was I trying to give him a heart attack so I could get my inheritance early, or thinking that he wasn’t competent enough to put his own party together?

Dad’s such a Seven, he can’t even channel surf without also checking the Internet, the radio and the voice mail on his cell phone for something potentially more interesting.

Dad’s such an Eight, he’s the only person who can make squirrels get the BLEEP off the road before they get run over, just by giving them that look… but then he runs them over anyway, just because se can.

Mama’s such a Nine, she refers to “Dante’s Inferno” as “Dante’s Inferyes.”

NEXT: Feeling Sorry for #1

Enneagram Humor (Part 5)

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PREVIOUS: Ennea Humor #5

SITE: Enneagram of CUTE PUPPIES

(⬅️ World Costumes by Phillip Martin)

 

Top Ten Signs You’re a TYPE 8 ~ Suzyn Smith

10. People tend to salute you, but you’re not in the military
9. It looked like it was going to be a tough race, but after you ran the smear campaign, you were elected president of the garden club with ease
8. They’re still looking for the last guy who insulted your mother

7. You consider binging on an attractive alternative lifestyle
6. You frequently threaten people with castration (with a look?)
5. You used to pass time in dull classes by arguing with the professor
4. You often talk about having sex in casual social conversation

3. You were captain of your college rugby team (& you’re a girl)
2. Konrad Lorenz’s “On Aggression” reads like your autobiography
1. The #3 sitting over there could get elected, but YOU could run the country

❥ A #5 went for a walk in the park & ran into his #5 friend, riding a bike.
“Hey Joe, good to see ya’. Nice bike you’ve got here. I haven’t see it before. Where’d you get it?”
“Well Sam, you won’t believe it. I met Julia riding this very bike, & when she saw me a strange thing happened. She took all her clothes off & said “Hi Sam, take whatever you want!”
“Wait, she was naked & you took the bike ????”
“Well, yeah…” Joe thought about that and finally said:
“Oh well, I think you made the right choice, her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway…”
Post by Mort Sahl (2001)

❥Two Enneagram drunks go into a bar.
A: “What’a’ya gonna have, Joe?” / B: “Scotch on the rocks”.
A: ” Too 7ish for me” / B: “Lissen bud, scotch is a 6 drink”
A: “Whad’ya mean? I drank that stuff last night, got in my car & drove 95 mph”
B: “I drank that stuff last week & thought the world was out to get me”
Bartender: “What are you guys gonna have?”
A: ” a 7and7″ / B: ” a 6wing7″

The BOSS
Some famous 8s: F. Lee Bailey, Lucille Ball, Bogart, Kirk & Michael Douglas, Indira Ghandi, Saddam Hussein, Queen Latifah, Rush Limbaugh, Grace Slick, Sinatra, Mike Tyson, John Wayne, Debra Winger.
EXP: type 8 cartoon
My ‘growing’ #8 friend who hated his narcissistic abusive boss decided it was best to leave his intense wish for revenge up to Higher Power to dish out, instead of saying what he felt & then get fired!

Twisted Affirmation
When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

Fun Quote: Anonymous
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Walking in to a party: Mention a better party down the road, & take everyone there

The MEDIATOR
Some famous 9s:  Loni Anderson, Yogi Berra, Sandra Bullock, Bill Clinton,Kevin Costner, the Dalai Lama, Dan Quayle, Ronald Reagan, Gloria Steinem
type 9 cartoonEXP:
When Terry asked a #9 friend to make her ‘kind, helpful suggestions’ fit with who Terry actually is (a self-aware #8), rather than trying to rescuing or people-please her (“Why don’t you….”),
the #9’s response was “That’s too much work. You’re asking a lot. Now I have to walk on eggshells with you!”

Twisted Affirmation
False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

Fun Quote: Unknown
Dolphin-safe tuna? Yeah, that’s great if you’re a dolphin. But what if you’re a tuna?

Walking in to a party: See that the room is empty & apologize for showing up on the wrong day

NEXT: Ennea humor #6

Enneagram Humor (Part 4)

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 PREVIOUS: Ennea humor #3

BOOK: Enneagram Cats of Muir Beach

(⬅️ World Costumes by Phillip Martin)

 


Enneagram TYPE Humor
❥ Why didn’t the counter-phobe #6 cross the road?
‘Cause she’s not chicken.

❥ How many phobic 6s does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer A: Five people – One to say “OMG the light bulb went out. HELP!,”
One to say “OMG you’re right, this is horrible, we need help!”
One to go consult an expert on how to change light bulbs
One to screw it in
One to stand by the phone ready to call 911 in case the one screwing it in gets electrocuted

Answer B: No, it takes Six people.
❥ One to stand there & grumble, “Rats, I’ve been telling them for ages this frakkin’ bulb was ready to blow, but would they listen to me? Oh noooo! I knew this would happen!”
❥ One to get several references on the proper way to change light bulbs (which he already has on hand because he too was sure the damned bulb would blow at some point & wanted to be prepared when it happened).

❥ One to go get a light bulb from her light bulb stash. (She’d stocked up on light bulbs just in case.)
❥ One to screw in the bulb.
❥ One to stand there and tell the one screwing in the bulb to be careful of X, Y, and Z.
❥ One to stand there ready to call 911 in case the one screwing it in gets electrocuted or falls off the ladder. That ladder doesn’t look too great. He / she’s been telling them for ages they need to replace that rickety ladder before someone gets hurt.

The DEVIL’s ADVOCATE
Some famous 6s: Woody Allen, Candace Bergen, Mel Gibson, Hitler, Bob Newhart, Nixon, Julia Roberts, Gen. Colin Powell, Robert Redford, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Willis
EXP: Type 6 cartoon
Gina’s one-time #6 BFF needed her ‘sacred cows’ to make her feel safe-er. She was outraged when she heard that JFK was a womanizer or that the ‘church’ hid the truth about their pedophiles….

Twisted Affirmation
“Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears”

Fun Quote: Emo Phillips
I was walking home one night & a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.

Walking in to a party: Check to see if the chandelier looks like it might fall down & hurt someone

The EPICURE
Some famous 7s: George W. Bush, J.F.K., Richard Feynman (physicist), Magic Johnson, Jay Leno, Mozart, Babe Ruth, Barbra Streisand, Robin Williams
type 7 cartoonEXP:
Rita’s #7 husband never shuts up – when he’s upset, when he’s planning, when he’s bragging…. & you can’t stop him – he’s like the Energizer bunny!

Twisted Affirmation
“I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them”

Fun Quote: Mayor Marion Barry
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Walking in to a party: Puts a lampshade on their head & start telling jokes

NEXT: Humor #5

Enneagram Humor (Part 3)

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SITE: EnneaType foolishness at work

(⬅️ World Costumes by Phillip Martin)

 

Top Ten Signs You’re a TYPE 5 by Dave
10. You call your plants by their Latin names
9. The more excited people around you get, the more drained you feel
8. You spend time at a party reading the books in the host’s library
7. You communicate almost exclusively by text
6. Most of your friends are on social media, & you haven’t met any of them face to face
5. You consider it a good vacation if you can stay at home with your computer, books, videos, & garden for a week

4. You would like to do point 5 for a living (or already are)
3. You’ve actually read Darwin’s “Origin of the Species” & think it would make an interesting movie
2. Someone asks you how you feel about someone/ thing, & you say you’ll let them know next week after you’ve had time to think about it

1. You bite into a Snickers bar, immediately seeing the correlation between the dissolving chocolate/peanut mixture
AND:
◆ quantum electrodynamics & the potential existence of dark matter in the universe
◆ the association of Mozart’s unfinished symphony & the cryptographic origins of ancient Sumerian linguistics
◆ how the right-handed Cartesian orthogonal system of coordinates aligns with mitochondrial cellular respiration, giving you a new understanding of the role of derivatives in modern financial portfolio analysis
◆ the ennea-grammatic functions inherent in Microsoft’s Windows 98. AND when you try to explain this simple relationship, people have no clue what the H– you’re talking about.

CARTOON TYPES
The PERFORMERStype 3 cartoon
Some famous 3s : Truman Capote, Tom Cruise, Cindy Crawford, Anne Coulter, Johnny Cochran, Demi Moore, many CEOs, Oliver North, Oprah Winfrey, Tiger Woods.
EXP:
Sara’s #3 mother’s only response to her #4 daughter – who was in extreme fear over money worries – was: “Your hair is a mess. Why don’t you fix it?”

Twisted Affirmation
To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it look like I’m giving as much as I’m getting

Fun Quote: Anonymous
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?

Walking in to a party: Makes sure everyone knows where they went to college, & that they made a million dollars last month

The TRAGIC ROMANTIC
Some famous 4s:  Marlon Brando, Nicholas Cage, Eric Clapton, Ann Rice & her Vampires, Michael Jackson,
Vincent van Gogh, Dennis Rodman, Thomas Merton, Shakespeare, Allen Watts.
EXP:type 4 cartoon
Mitzu’s #4 girlfriend often rants about how women go out in public without putting their face on! “Don’t they know they’d look so much better with makeup?!!”

Twisted Affirmation
I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

Fun Quote: Kigichi Ishiritari
If life gives you lemons – make grape juice. Then sit back & let people wonder how you did it.

Walking in to a party: Sit by themselves somewhere, & look mysterious.

The OBSERVER
Some famous 5s: Buddha, Dick Cheney, Rene Descartes, Joe DiMaggio, Albert Einstein, T. S. Eliot,
Bill Gates, Lenin, Timothy McVeigh, Jackie O., Sartre, Scrooge
Stype 5 cartoonEXP:
Even tho’ Benny knew his #5 father loved his family, dad spent most of his time locked away in his little office writing & studying, rather than talking to or doing things with the kids – or protecting them.

Twisted Affirmation
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion & paranoia

Fun Quote: Garrison Keillor
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
Walking in to a party: Look for the exit!

NEXT: HUMOR #4

Enneagram Humor (Part 2)

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SITEs : Obnoxious questions to ask EnneaTypes
• MORE cartoons
• Smiley/Emoticons for Type WINGs (12/2/11)

⬅️World costumes : Phillip Martin


MORE TYPE JOKES
Top 10 Signs that You’re a TYPE 1 (Geenius at Wrok)
10. You consider the word “that” in the above title to be crucially important, so it’s not ok to be left out
9. You’ve forever felt yourself “burning with the fires of righteousness”
8. All your life, you’ve dreamed of being a building inspector

7. All the cereal boxes on your shelf are turned so when you grab one, the opened end of the inner bag will be opposite your hand for easy pouring
6. You express brand loyalty when buying reference books
5. You can’t understand why the deli-man keeps putting the onion on top of the cheese, when putting it between the meat and the bread would keep it from sliding out all the time

4. You actually take your sandwich apart to fix it
3. The Scout Law seems, well, kind of OBVIOUS
2. You read “Walden Two” & thought Skinner was really onto something
1. You actually wrote 57 entries for this list, but the other 47 just weren’t good enough

🕶 A 2, a 5 and a 9 go to play golf & end up queuing behind three men who can’t play well – at all. After 30 minutes they’re so annoyed they decide to complain to the golf course manager, who explains :
“These men are blind but they donated so much money to charity that the city decided to reward them by allowing them to play free occasionally”.

The 9 & the 2 are both emotionally moved: “Sorry, we didn’t know & now we feel bad for getting mad a them”.  The 5, however, gets even more upset: “Then why the hell don’t they play at night ??”

😇 How many feeling types (#2, 3, 4) does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to turn on the bulb (#3), while the 2s & 4s to relate to the experience.

CARTOON TYPES  

The PERFECTIONISTtype 1 cartoon
Some famous 1s: Hilary Clinton, Tom Brokaw, Harrison Ford, Judge Judy, Martin Luther, Barack Obama, St Paul, The Lone Ranger, Pope John Paul II, Martha Stewart
EXP:
Zina’s #1 mother often said “Of course I’m perfect!” about herself, AND “Look ashamed!” to her little girl when she wasn’t  (just being a normal kid)

Twisted Affirmation
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

Fun Quote: Franklin P. Jones
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it”

Walking in to a party: Point out to the host that they shouldn’t have put the food so close to the door – it’ll get cold
💠
The GIVER
Some famous 2s : Alan Alda, Barbara Bush, Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Mr. Rogers, Nancy Reagan, John Travolta
Screen Shot 2015-05-17 at 6.47.25 PMEXP:
In her 20’s & 30s Zina (a #8) distanced herself from her unhealthy #2 sister, who would complain to their mother: “Why won’t Zina talk to me? Why doesn’t she love me?”. Now in their 40’s they’re finally good friends.

Twisted Affirmation
As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways so I’ll keep quiet

Fun Quote: Gordon R. Dickson
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it on the wall instead of using it.

Walking in to a party: Suss out who’s the most influential person in the room & offer to get them a drink

NEXT: HUMOR #3

Enneagram HUMOR (Part 1)

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IT’S ALWAYS GOOD
to laugh at ourselves! 

PREVIOUS: Humor

SITEs: Type Comics 
• Ennea DOGS

BOOK: “Enneagram Pop! – Fictional Characters” Damian Hospital & Tony Vahl

Enneagram animals’ DINNER PARTY, by Elizabeth Wagele
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Enneagram TYPE JOKES – gathered from the 4 corners of the earth!
GROAN ALL YOU WANT! Some are better than others!
NOTE: The ‘w’ between numbers means ‘wing’, so 6w7 is a Type 6 with some of the 7’s style. This is an additional feature – the number on either side of your Type – & is more likely to be one rather than the other – 4w3 vs. 4w5….. (Explained in other posts).

TYPE 1
❥ How many 1s does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, because no one else can do it right!

TYPE 2
❥ How many 2s does it take to screw in a light bulb? None.
“That’s all right, I’m fine in the dark. But I’ll do it for you if you need it?”
❥ Why did NASA send a 2 into space?
Because you have to pay a dish-washer

TYPE 3
❥ What do you call a 3 who hasn’t moved in 10 minutes? Dead.
❥ How many 3s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold the light bulb & the universe revolves around them
❥ How many 3s does it take to change a light bulb?
Two – one 3w4 to buy the best & brightest one, and one 3w2 to screw it in & then take all the credit for brightening up the room.

TYPE 4
❥ Why do 4s dress in all black? 
Because any other color makes them look fat and they are very self-conscious about it to the point of crying for hours about how fat they are.
❥ Why did the 4 cross the road?
To write an ode to the roadkill on the other side

TYPE 5
❥ What did the male 5 say to the female 5 on their first date?
“ I had so much fun. I’d like to meet you in person.”
❥ Why did the 5 cross the road?
To retrieve the emotions she left on the other side
❥ How many 5s does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around pondering the meaning of light, & arguing whether they’re taking the right approach.

TYPE 6
❥ How many 6s does it take to change a light bulb?
5! 1 stands on the chair while the other 4 turn it
❥ Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 78(ate) 9
❥ Hey, did you hear about that Six who was afraid of the germs on her counter? She was Counter Phobic!

TYPE 7
❥ How many 7s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None… 7s don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
❥ Why are there so many 7w8s on TV?
 Because the murders they commit are big news.

TYPE 8
❥ How many 8s does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 8s aren’t afraid of the dark
❥ What did the 8 say to the 1?
“Why are we doing all the hangin’ while 9 does all the sittin’?”
(8s have the power to make someone happy… by staying single) lol

TYPE 9
❥ How many 9s does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they forget about it until someone else does it
❥ What did the 9 say to the light bulb?
Nothing, just threw it out because it wasn’t working.

NEXT: HUMOR #2

Enneagram (serious?) Humor

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More humor

3 Cartoons:
• Enneagram & Life Sucks
• Enneagram at School

• Enneagram &
Leadership
 COMPLAINERS
Enneagram in BIZ  

 


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Enn school humor 2

 

 

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ACoAs & BLAME (Part 3)

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REVIEW: “Satir’s BLAMER Role“

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The OPPOSITE of blame is ACCOUNTABILITY – to be responsible for one’s thoughts, emotions & actions – as adults (TEA).
➼ Holding ourself or others accountable for actions is not blame. It is acknowledging what is true, rather than covering it over or denying it altogether.

• So now when we’re hurt, instead of blaming, we first need to identify the childhood abandonment button that got pushed, validate the anger & sadness, then have a safe place to express those emotions & talk about the experiences.

Using Accountability in a healthy way is :
US – taking responsibility for everything about ourself without S-H or perfectionism, accepting that it takes a lot of time/ It’s trying to do our best, while allowing for mistakes, & also making time for rest or fun. AND:
OTHERS – noticing & admitting what we observe about someone else – their beneficial or harmful personality traits, patterns, way of treating us & others – so we can figure out :
• who’s safe to be around & who’s not
• what we can & can’t expect of someone, realisticallyScreen Shot 2016-06-01 at 4.05.21 PM.png
• what suits us about them & what doesn’t

• if we can benefit from a connection, need to stay at arm’s length, or it’s best to just leave
• when to call them on treating us badly, being disrespectful, careless…. or when it’s safest / smartest to drop it

• if / how we’ve gotten involved in their life when we shouldn’t have
• if we’re over-reacting to something that’s not abusive at all

This is all in the service of ‘seeing’ who others really are, instead of who we want them to be. It’s about knowing what’s neutral, what’s normal & what’s mistreatment.
Then we can take in the good stuff, pass by the neutral & gather the emotional strength to stop ignoring or white-washing the bad stuff, & have the guts to do whatever is best for ourself, no matter the fallout.

NOTE: Since ACoAs don’t trust our own judgement (T) or our feelings (E), it helps to realize that angry, narcissistic, abusive people regularly treat others badly too, so it’s not personal to us, even though we always think everything is always about us!
If we asked around – we’d find someone who also knows them, & is willing to admit: “Yes, that person really is like that / They’ve done that to me too / Everyone knows that about him/her…..”).

HOWEVER – If someone seems normally appropriate or kind to everyone else except toward us,
• we may be pushing an old button in them, accidentally ‘stepping on their toes’
Screen Shot 2016-06-01 at 4.07.01 PM• they may be appropriately responding to our damage-behavior or poor communication style

• we may be pushing them away or into a reaction (being passive-aggressive, marginalizing, being insensitive to us….) because that’s what we’re used to doing or receiving

• they may just be having a bad day/week, OR
• we’re ignoring the red flags of their dysfunction – since people tell us about themselves all the time. So maybe they’re really aren’t as healthy as we thought

➼ ACoAs always think we need others to validate our experience, perception, opinions….To some degree we do – to get corrective mirroring.
BUT we also need to keep saying “I know what I know!” The more we acknowledge what’s really going on AND take care of ourself, the less we find reasons to blame – anyone!
SITE: Animated short & Commentary re.Blame

Self-compassion: When upset, first listen to your thoughts & check what emotions are located in the body.
Identify each disturbing situation & decide whether it can be corrected / modified / resolved…. or not.
Applying the Serenity Prayer (don’t get it backwards!), we can take responsibility for what we can do & let go of what’s not in our power to fix.

If there’s truly no positive outcome possible, we need to walk away.
If something can be changed or modified, be willing to :
• do whatever it takes to find a solution
• change strategies when something isn’t working, AND
• if on the right track, have the patience to see it thru, no matter how long it takes!
This eliminated the need for blame.

NEXT: Enneagram humor #1

ACoAS & BLAME (Part 2)

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Blame the victim TO BLAME OR NOT TO BLAME
is that the right question?

PREVIOUS:
 ACoAs & Blame (#1)

SITE: Fixing Blame & Nurturing Resentments


NOTE: Emphasis is on this ‘flaw’ being used consistently

SET UP: In everyday life – outside events trigger us to respond. When we do act, we then decide if our response got us what we wanted.
Screen Shot 2015-03-17 at 4.55.44 PMNormal FLOW is always 2-way: Red light <–> Stop <–> Be safe.

BUT – what if our action didn’t produce the desired result?

BLAME – the opposite of praise.
In general : it’s assigning responsibility for having a fault, for doing something wrong, or for causing someone’s pain. Used correctly, it’s a way to hold oneself or others accountable.
ALSO: It can be making negative statements about a person or group, saying that their action/s are socially or morally irresponsible – and therefore bad.

The BLAMER’S ‘reality’ is based on over-emphasizing themself, using a one directional cause-&-effect ‘radar’ scan (the WIC ego state in charge).
The only things in life that seem to register as blips on their ego-screen are those that affect themself & their emotions – good or bad – which they use to justify unhealthy actions. (MORE….)

blame cycleBecause of this narcissistic, self-centered focus, habitual blamers either don’t notice or don’t care about the negative effect their words & actions have on others, or how they come across (arrogant, stupid, outrageous…..).
Since their view of reality feels normal & logical to them (ego-syntonic) – they don’t recognize the pattern as dysfunctional.
CHART :
• IRONY – the blamer’s unconscious core belief (“it’s not my fault!”) is based on their own S-H & shame – that they don’t deserve care / respect / help….
• Their emotion is rage at the unfairness of all their unhappy experiences. Under that is fear, loneliness, hopelessness….
• The desire (as compensation) is for everything to go their way, regardless of what’s real & possible, ignoring that others also have needs which may be different from their own

This combination (belief-emotion-desire) results in the blamer-victim’s insistence that all bad outcomes are always someone or something else’s fault. They’re dedicated to protecting the illusion that the world is against them.
It reinforces their ‘position’ —
• that they had nothing to do with things going wrong (running across the street against a red light, staying in a damaging relationship….)
• that they should not have to cope with adversity (don’t know how to self-soothe & don’t want to, anyway)
bully blaing child• that it’s NOT up to them to make things better

🚫 ACoAs who habitually use blame as a defense hold ourself & others responsible for our life problems & emotional unhappiness – everyone except our family!
It’s a way of never having to look at one’s own self-defeating beliefs & life patterns – to avoid doing the hard work of growing & changing.

• But underneath, chronic blaming is also a way of expressing ACoAs’ sense of powerlessness – convinced we’re unable (not allowed) to get our needs met.
So we rely on others to make up for & provide us with all the things our parents couldn’t or didn’t want to.
Then we can accuse people of letting us down – when they ‘don’t come thru’ – even though what we expect from them is totally unrealistic & inappropriate!
<— IMAGE: The Al-alanon handshakeAnon handshake: one finger pointed at another, BUT 3 pointing back at ourselves.

CRUCIAL : When considering this character defect, it only applies to adults, not children. Also, there’s a difference between what’s legitimately pointing out a problem or abuse, & what’s not.
Legit’ blame (assigning responsibility), is on behalf of Children :
parents & other adults ARE answerable for the pain they caused us growing up – whether they think they had a choice to do so or not (physical & emotional abusive, or abandonment because of mental illness, divorce, death…).

Not Legit’ blaming OTHER adults, or about any group :
Only the unhealthy parts of us indulge in this attitude.  Blamers look at everything that happens to them in the world thru the internal filter of their WIC (fantasy excitement or abandonment depression), but react externally as their PigP (superiority or finger-shaking).
And for the covert blamer, both filters can be well-hidden until something doesn’t work out the way they want.

NEXT: ACoAs & Blame (Part 3)

ACoAs & BLAME (Part 1)

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the BLAME GAMETAKING RESPONSIBILITY
is a healthier way to live

PREVIOUS: Revenge #2

SITE: “Blame – What’s the Use?” Psych & religious

Post: “Satir’s BLAMER Role“


BLAME as a ‘social disease’ – by Carl Alasko
“Deeply embedded throughout our society is the destructive psychology of blame. We tend to view it as a necessary behavior, a way to seek justice, a synonym for accountability or responsibility. It is none of these.
In fact, blame is a four-headed beast that attacks our very spirit.

We can launch these behaviors separately or fuse them into an assault that can annihilate the intended target. Painful emotions can & do kill. Consider those who commit suicide when battered by just one of these toxic tactics – that of humiliation. Indeed, blame is so unrelentingly harmful exactly because its primary function is to injure.

• There’s also an unacknowledged psychological paradox embedded in blame that preserves its vampire-like longevity : Screen Shot 2016-06-01 at 4.04.05 PM.pngHuman beings are hard-wired to dump their uncomfortable emotions on to others. So blame helps reduce our anxieties by externalizing our fears & stresses.

Naturally this does not excuse or condone it, since humans are also capable of learning how to accept & deal with our inner ‘demons’.

We see how political candidates temporarily surge in popularity when attacking an opponent, which reinforces the ‘value’ of the tactic. Then the opponents responds in kind, & the cycle continues. This dynamic is also at the root of bullying, whether in school or on the street. The bully’s internal anxieties are relieved by debasing another person or group. Thus blame feeds the roots of every form of bigotry, sexism and racism.”

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ABUSE / cruelty : ‘Blaming the victim’ is holding someone responsible for pain they have or are suffering, especially when they did not cause it & had no way of preventing it
EXP: Born with some defect, illness, deficiency…..

Adult Blamers, in the present : the mental decision (conscious or not) to accuse someone of causing our suffering (even if accurate), WITHOUT acknowledging any possible part we may have in the source of our pain (sticking around for it, misunderstandings….)

Damaged parents often blame their children & the whole world for their own short coimages-2mings & life stressors (“Your made me hit you! If it weren’t for you I could have…..”). Then it’s only natural that as children we take on the blame. So we learned to:
• hold ourselves accountable for what was not our responsibility, AND
• not hold others accountable for their bad behavior, and/OR
• blame others for our troubles, the way our parents did

SELF-HATE is the result – incorrectly blaming ourselves when anyone hurts us, even though we have nothing to do with causing it.
ACoAs IRONY:
While easily pointing out other people’s shortcomings (as it affect us, of course), <—-> being hurt by them triggers our S-H, to deny feeling vulnerable.
Actually, we have it backwards – we blame ourselves for the source of our pain to avoid holding our parents accountable for those original wounds.

Reality : We did not deserve being blamed as kids, & we don’t deserve our S-H now, which is simply agreeing with the Perpetrators. In many alcoholic & other unhealthy families, no one recognized or took responsibility for their abusive or neglectful ways, & certainly never for their twisted thoughts & disowned emotions.

• It’s imperative for ACoAs to identify when or if someone is actually doing something harmful, neglectful, abandoning – to us or to others. If we are not sure, we can start by making a list of all the ways & times various people have hurt us or our loved ones, & look for common threads. (22 POSTs : “What just happened?” re. Noticing Painful Events)

This inventory is a sincere effort to clarity what we’ve experienced, especially when at the hands of someone who is taking out their damage on us.
The legitimate motivation for this kind of writing has to be the desire to identify & distinguish between:
• when we’re angry because of unrealistic expectations & assumptions, vs.
• breaking denial about harmful relationships we hang on to, so we can outgrow the addiction to abuse

NEXT: Blame #2